grown up living

first of all, everyone on the planet is having babies. seriously. what is that about? who is going to go see the next 4 X-Men movies with me to ogle Michael Fassbender as Magneto if you’re all nursing infants or placating a tantrum-y toddler or driving your tweens to soccer practice? 

secondly, i’ve become disturbingly (or impressively) adult about all this “my own apartment” stuff. for example, i swept my patio today. cleaned up the dead leaves from winter and the fermenting mysteries underneath the leaves. bought a new doormat. nobody told me i should—i figured it out MYSELF.

third—i’m learning to deal with run of the mill critters like a true new yorker/person over the age of 16. my boyfriend’s cat caught 2 mice in his apartment the other day and buried them under two separate rugs. nasty. old me might’ve shrieked a bit while standing on the bed and calling my father (in california) to try and get him to dispose of said rodents through the magic of my iphone. new, more grown up me handled it quite well i think—i hid in the bedroom while the bf cleaned it up. obviously, the cat pranced around like a conqueror and tried to mate with the dead mouse rugs. again i say nasty. (i also said “ew, gross, that is vile” and probably a few four-letter words escaped too) 

lastly, with all this grown up life i haven’t had much time to blog. am i living my post-blog life? i used to take pride in my silly but somewhat witty little posts about teaching and living in the big city. am i a jaded grown up? i hope not. maybe summer vacation will provide that blog-worthy inspiration and get me back to my not-so-grown ways…

ms. f is…

Still alive. So busy living she’s not blogging. To be remedied soon.

hee.

hee.

rainy sunday playlist

Today’s random genius mix on my itunes spit out the following. kinda perfect considering it’s nasty and gray outside.

  1. “He Can Only Hold Her” Amy Winehouse
  2. “It’s a Man’s, Man’s, Man’s World” James Brown
  3. “Trouble Sleeping” Corinne Bailey Rae
  4. “Love that Girl” Raphael Saadiq
  5. “You Had Me” Joss Stone
  6. “Lesson Learned” Alicia Keys
  7. “World Looking In” Morcheeba
  8. “The Wreckoning” Boomkat
  9. “Destiny” Zero 7
  10. “The Way” Jill Scott
  11. “Doo Wop (That Thing) Lauryn Hill
  12. “I Got a Woman” Ray Charles
  13. “Help Yourself” Amy Winehouse
  14. “Reach Out (I’ll Be There)” The Four Tops
  15. “Think” Aretha Franklin

ms f and late night food

attempting to fight the urge for some really really processed mac & cheese. probably failing soon.

ms f without boot camp to guilt herself = many many cheat meals

ms f versus bootcamp

i’ve been back in nyc for almost 24 hours now. after a whirlwind vacation to the Caribbean, one appropriately stressful and inconvenient layover, and a mere 5 hours of sleep, i was back at work. followed by meetings. followed by my final bootcamp session.

bootcamp.

i think i’m done with camps of all sorts for a while, whether they be boot, summer or any other kind. i’ve endured this particularly harsh one (run by an intense German woman who loves squat thrusts and sumo squats like nobody’s business) since december 1. this, my third month, was supposed to be my shining glory. my entry into the “zone” of muscle building, fat burning, and smaller clothes buying. and yet.  february ended brutally—with me making what i like to call “no progress.” despite the lack of results, i suffered my way through the final class with my trusty workout buddy and we had a post-workout meal to celebrate.

i spoiled myself with a chicken salad and chips from chipotle. classy like. just like me. the typical bootcamp ms. f does not play around—doing hardcore workouts eating “clean” for four weeks. just like this time.

sort of.

february break was sort of inconveniently timed in the tail end/clutch time of this last month of bootcamp. two days before i left, i logged a 2% drop in body fat. i was feeling good—energetic, healthy, and ready to face the temptation of a 6 day stay at an all-inclusive condo in the dominican republic.

i lasted about 6 hours. that precious plastic bracelet that grants you an all-access pass to cuba libres, pina coladas and countless meals of rice and beans with fill in the blank protein was my downfall. that and the pull of a decidedly inactive 5 day lounging workout on the white sand beach of punta cana sealed my “no progress” fate. in the moment i fully recognized my bad food behavior. but i was on vacation. and as my mother says, vacation doesn’t count. so i made the most of it.

and now, i’ve returned, tan, rum-filled belly and all, to the world of hard work and work outs. completely unmotivated to get back to my pre-break routine. i may or may not have just paused this specific post to eat some ice cream with peanut butter cups. (it was an emergency.)

in reality, as i compare where i started in december to where i am now, i’ve made some good progress. however, to fully find my groove, i think i need some serious inspiration—apparently the willpower i had for the first 2 months of bootcamp left itself on the dominican beach, no doubt sipping a cuba libre by the water. exactly where i wish i still was.

Ms f goes off the grid

I leave in 12 hours for what should be a blissful 6 day vacation to the DR. I’ll get to practice my Spanish, tan my pasty arms and relax with the best boy around.

Most importantly, I will be completely cut off from my life in NYC. No email, no phone, no work related tasks in sight. Goodbye to the city that never sleeps-I’m about to be the girl who naps all day.

ms f’s vacation: day 1

february break (or “Winter Break”) has officially been on for about 26 hours.it came just in time—i’ve had some intensely rough days at work lately, and the week before a break is always like insanity central with teenagers.

anyway. i’m counting down to my six-day/five-night, “If i don’t get some sunshine, I’ll die” vacation in the Dominican Republic: 59 hours to go.countless to do lists will no doubt be made on post-its (and google tasks) before my departure. there are currently three sticking to my computer as i type.

but i digress. what have I accomplished so far?

  • i’ve done 2 boot camp sessions and sweated out about 1/3 of my body weight
  • i’ve reintroduced myself to my couch
  • finished any work i plan to do before returning on the 28th.
  • caught up on my guilty pleasures shows: kitchen nightmares and…yeah…Jersey Shore
  • may have started a perry mason movie on netflix instant.

currently, i’m waiting for take out—only the 2nd time i’ve ordered food since moving here in august. while i wait anxiously (people have a hard time finding my apartment) i’m savoring the Law & Order: SVU celebrity marathon on USA. apparently celebrity for this episode means Gail O’Grady and a very un-disney Hilary Duff (playing a young unmarried mother with a missing baby who hates her mom).

the high point of this ep? Hilary Duff saying “her name was fernandez. or hernandez. or torres. you know, something that ends in -es.” yikes hil. we’re only 10 minutes in. can’t wait to see what else you bring to the story.

…my take out just arrived. the delivery guy rolled up on a vespa. it’s so windy that as he walked to my gate, the gusts blew his bike into the vw jetta he parked it by. probably best to retreat back to the cave and wait out the windstorm with my food and my shows.

ms f’s blast from the past

there was a pep rally at school today to celebrate: the girls’ basketball’s winning season and spot in the playoffs, the soccer team’s first real season, the rather unwieldy number cheerleaders that seem to simply exist in our school, the highly competitive and talented speech and debate team, and last but not least, the first time our boys’ basketball team has won a game. ever. in 7 years. and this year they won 3. maybe 4 if they won tonight (i’m not sure, i went home sick).

the pep rally was: run by seniors, held after school and only kids who wanted to attend came. we had half the school there and it felt like a real pep rally. you know. like the ones your high school had, when you would momentarily debate cutting out of school and going to the beach, or wherever to hang out (i never did that because a) i had no car and more importantly b) i was a giant nerd who lived in fear of both my parents and teachers finding out i’d done something wrong and judging me), but in the end you’d go because you wanted to make sure that your class was the one that got the most shout outs or whatever. it felt like that. pretty great. as a teacher in the city, sometimes the high school experience i see and have to manage doesn’t really feel the way high school is supposed to. you know?

but anyway. my blast from the past came well after the pep rally, and long after the 90 minute duel i fought with the 4th floor copier to make 135 copies of a 32 page packet for my global history unit on imperialism in the Congo Free State (i lost, but only by 3 copies).

after a chilly walk to the bus stop, i hopped the B52 bus and got ready to talk myself out of a much needed trip to the gym (i definitely ate that free bagel with cream cheese that was leftover from an earlier meeting today. breaking my no starches rule in a moment of weakness seemed unavoidable at 9am). a friend called while i was on the bus, and during our conversation, the engine and the lights started flickering. as i said “ugh. we’re in fort greene and i’m nowhere near the train i need” a voice next to me said “the 26 bus is here too.” i turned to nod a thank you, and did a double take. “i have to call you back,” i managed to get out before hanging up my phone. i had been sitting next to one of my former students for 15 minutes, and not realized it, because we were both bundled up. or at least, i was so bundled up in my hat and scarf that i could barely see the outside world.

we chatted about where he was going to school; how he wants to transfer to another school to finish his degree, and how he was scandalized by a fellow student sitting in a big lecture class drinking beer out of a clear plastic bottle directly in front of the professor. and suddenly, i felt old. i was his teacher when he was a spacey, goofy 11th grader who struggled to remember where he’d left his notebook in a given 10 minute period. here he was a grown up. with a plan. and steps for how to get that plan going. and perhaps most impressively of all, a helpful attitude toward his fellow bus-riders.

i haven’t had many chance encounters with former students but this was particularly well-timed. we’ve hit the point in the year when i get antsy for various breaks and anxious about the end of the year standardized test, all at once. a much needed positive encounter could get me through at least this weekend.

stay tuned for next week: valentine’s day at a high school is the stuff nightmares are made of.

bully

i’m a bully.

rather, what i’ve come to embrace as a “workout bully.”my friend and i are doing a month long boot camp together, and it’s my job to get us there. it’s her job to make sure we’re not eating pizza, ice cream or (gasp!) bread products during the work day. i get to say things like “i’m a bully—it’s time to go to class!” and “i’m bullying you—you better get your sneakers on!” you know, all those things that obnoxious bully shouted at you in middle school.

anyway. we had a particularly tiring workout tonight. our instructor is a master bully. i’m slowly recovering from my 4th cold of the school year (what is that anyway?) and struggled through an hour of push-ups, squat jumps and my current nemesis—the sumo squat. terrible name, terrible exercise. i think i may have shed a quarter of my weight in sweat that has now dried into the yoga mat and gym floor. gross.

despite everything, i didn’t die at the gym and we made it to sephora after class, where i bought some valentine’s day appropriate sparkly black nail polish to sate my inner 16-year old goth chick. there’s nothing quite like going into a sephora after a brutal workout when all your makeup has ungracefully dripped off your red post-workout face, and you smell like a gross old man at the gym. but whatever.

we grabbed some food afterward, and as we were finishing up and chatting, another patron came up to us (not any of the other various tables around us) and said—“are you finishing soon?” we sort of looked awkwardly at each other, down at our plates, i then focused on my hands and stuttered “uh…yeah…y..yeah, i guess, i mean, sure, i suppose we could…go.” and then he got real apologetic and backed away saying “no no, i mean, no rush, take your time…” but then stood there all expectantly.

thanks a lot. ‘no pressure. but i’ll just stare at you while you gather up your things to venture out into the 18 DEGREE WEATHER OUTSIDE long before you anticipated, because i want to sit down.’ i’m not sure i’ve ever cleared a table and put on my coat so quickly.

that’s what i call some successful bullying.

14 days until my big getaway to the DR. just in time for a new epidemic.

ms f gets a bit techie

today i learned how to use google tasks in my gmail. i realize i’m about 2 years behind everyone else on the planet under the age of 55.

still. it’s gonna revolutionize  my life and cut down on my post-it expenses.

thanks to following fascinating people on google buzz, i now have another nifty website to help me pass the time and definitively answer those scrabble questions…

ms f is tired

day 3 of this week and 500 push ups under my belt.

i forgot how tiring it is to working out. i think i’m getting old. sitting on my couch in my snuggie drinking seltzer water and watching cooking shows. doesn’t that officially make me an old man or something?